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Post by CM Punk on Nov 2, 2014 22:29:26 GMT
The next match in our Tag Team Championship Tournament sees two teams created randomly. We have got Tyson Kidd teaming with Samoa Joe to take on the highflying Blue Demon Jr and his partner Jeff Hardy. Who will advance to the Semi Finals?
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Post by Jeff Hardy on Nov 4, 2014 21:35:52 GMT
*The lights quickly flash out. The titantron turns on, revealing a plain black background. Jeff Hardy stands in the foreground wearing his eerie bright white facepaint.*
Now now now... What do we have here? Shane McMahon, you're making this too easy! For a second, I thought you were going to give me a challenge... Instead, you give me three guys who are younger than my brother's pet goldfish! In one corner, we have Joseph and a 'Kidd' both in name, and face. In the other? Jeff Hardy gets... Blue Demon Jr. *Laughs like hell* You know, I actually find that funny!Tell me, what makes you a 'demon?' What gives you the right to brand yourself the title of a demon? What made your FATHER a demon? You may have been a demon in the older times of your short career, but any name to claim demonic stature; anything that may have showed a sadistic side at a point is gone as soon as you look into the eyes of Jeff Hardy! I have faced people who claim to be demons, claim to be monsters, claim to be luna't s, claim to be... Rippers. Blue Demon, I am Jeff Hardy. The man you NEVER want to meet! Because I can show that I am a monster! I am a lunatic! I am sadistic! I am the ripper of the 21st century! And I am CERTAINLY and undoubtedly... A demon! Now you team with me. You are tag team partner, which in turn, means that I must once again... Share with someone. The thing with Jeff Hardy. I don't team with people. I don't want to and I don't need to. For nearly 10 years, Jeff Hardy has been secluded. An isolated being. Going back to a point. Jeff Hardy is the man your mother always warned you about! Reasons being; I am sadistic. I am crazy. I destroy people. I annihilate people. I END people! *Crazed laughter* But one of the key reasons... *Looks up then back at camera and laughs* Willow. Now, Willow is not the same Willow as he can be. He is a Willow who is not as strong as his former self. Willow is certainly weaker, but don't worry! He can still wreak a path of destruction wherever he goes! See, you think you're a demon? Do you have anyone speak to you alone? Anyone who may seem there, but really are nothing more than a voice? That's Willow. He is a voice. He is an entity. He is the spirit who's actions live on in me... So Blue, you're not a demon. I see right through you! You're an alias. You are nothing like you claim to be. You live in the shadow of a lie that you so desperately wish to be true, because you know that the truth is too brutal for you. You are a shadow of a shadow of a demon. I see it. You're a tortured soul, who is alone and secluded. But unlike me, you are just desperate for an escape. For a way out. Because you know that if you remain a still, isolated being, you will find cracks in your already shattered mind. You are a broken shell of a man. And to reminisce something spoken to me not so long ago. When you lie in that ring torn and broken. You may try a feeble attempt to lift your hand and oh so desperately reach and try to tag me in... I will laugh. I will laugh at your gross attempts to stand alone in battle. And that is what you will be... Alone. Jeff Hardy fights with no one. No one except the cult... Remember that when your brain inevitably caves in, and you're lifeless body just lies there on the canvas...
As for you Tyson and Joseph. You may try, but not your Samoan style, nor your technical, high flying wannabe Hart family can protect you from the powers of the REAL tag team of Jeff Hardy... And Willow. And when is all said and done, you will all beg for your careers. Plead for your lives. But after all that. After I put you down again. I will stand over your broken corpses and laugh. Laugh knowing that all I could be offered is a luchador who is as demonic as a sneeze, a wannabe Samoan 'big guy', and a boy who failed in the big time and has now brought his technical, Stu Hart kiss ass self over to WFL... And Jeff Hardy will win those tag titles all on his own, because Jeff Hardy can... And when Willow feeds on the dead carcasses that are your lifeless bodies, it will be time to hunt. Time to scavenge for another soul, and another, and another, and another... All the way to the main event spotlight. All the way to the Holy Grail. All the ay to the king of the mountain. All the way to the WFL World Heavyweight Championship! *Cackles manically*
*The titantron turns off, and all light in the arena resumes power*
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Post by Samoa Joe on Nov 5, 2014 20:13:29 GMT
Samoa Joe comes down to the ring, joined by Tyson Kidd and both grab microphones. Joe starts off.
"You know what's funny? Jeff Hardy actually thinks that a spiritual entity speaks to him... Is that guy insane? He has delusions that he will on day be WFL World Heavyweight Champion. Don't make me laugh, he is unstable and should be in an asylum. When he meets with 'The Samoan Submission Machine' in the middle of the ring, no entity or tag team partner will help you.
You're walking round here in the dark, lights flashing all over the place as if you're some kind of demon. You're just a crazed man with mental problems who doesn't even belong in a wrestling ring. When I wrestle, people Sit back and watch greatness, my ability is unmatched by anybody in this company and they all know it."
Tyson Kidd steps up now.
"Joe is right, he has the ability to be champion whenever he gets the opportunity. He's been here three weeks and has already defeated the Television Champion in a non-title match. The problem before was that Mr. Raven was holding us back. But Shane, Shane knows that Joe and I are great athletes and has given us our first real opportunity with WFL.
The WFL Tag Team Championship Tournament will be our way to cement ourselves as stars in this company. We will grasp this opportunity and prove that we deserve our places here. I've gotten to know Joe over the last couple of weeks and we have the same goals, that's what I respect about the guy. He's not one to sit back and watch other people taking our spot. We both are ready to fight for our place in WFL. Sooner or later, the gold will be around our waists and there's nothing anybody can do that will change that!"
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