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Post by Mr. Raven on Sept 29, 2014 22:14:11 GMT
You know what to do.
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Post by CM Punk on Sept 29, 2014 23:21:15 GMT
CM Punk's music hits and he walks slowly down to the ring. He grabs a microphone and starts laughing.
"You honestly think that anybody can stop me? I am straight edge, we all know that means I am better than all of you stinking pathetic fans as well as any competitor in the back. And now I have recruited a member for me on my Straight Edge Society. His name is Jack The Ripper and he obeys my every word, which is the exact reason that I am going to win this triple threat match. He could come down at my command and he will destroy everybody else in the ring, EVEN THE REFEREE!
And Jeff Hardy with your substance abuse issues from the past, there is no way you could even leave a mark on my pure face. You see, you have poisoned your body with these drugs and alcohol. While I have and always will remain pure from your disgusting substances.
And you think you scare me Mr. Raven? You think that your little stipulations can help you? You are sadly mistaken. So all the people who would like to join this masterful group, whether you're at home or standing and watching in this arena. Raise your palm towards me and repeat after me.
"I pledge allegiance to the Straight Edge Society!"
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Post by Dolph Ziggler on Sept 29, 2014 23:42:33 GMT
Backstage Dolph Ziggler responds to CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. " so let me get this straight CM Punk likes to think that just because he's straight edge that makes him better than everybody else"? " well he's wrong, the only thing that makes him is a complete and utter jackass"!
" As for this Jack The Ripper ooh I'm so scared". " if he even thinks of getting involved in our match this Friday I will drop him on his ass quicker than Usain Bolt in the 100 metres".
" So Jeff Hardy or Willow or whatever the hell he likes to call himself nowadays. He likes to talk in riddles about the Craetures of the night and darkness. Well I am the predator to hunt the creatures and this Friday I will show you how viscous a predator Dolph Ziggler can be, I am the light to finally put an end to you're darkness".
"CM Punk and Jeff Hardy you are not the only ones who have a dark side and come Friday I will show you and the rest of the world why I am the most dangerous man you have ever been in the ring with".
" Because my name is Dolph Ziggler and my good friend Raven is the most influential and brilliant minded man in all of professional wrestling and Jeff Hardy you wanna talk about annihilation, come Friday you will find out that my definition of annihilation and I can damn well guarantee that my definition is a hell of a lot more sinister than yours". " Because I am Dolph Ziggler and I am the future of professional wrestling! |
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Post by Jeff Hardy on Sept 30, 2014 17:35:49 GMT
*Lights in a quick click go black. The titantron turns on, with a black background. Jeff Hardy, in creepy looking white facepaint is in the foreground*
CM... Punk. Last week, I was taking out your "recruit" Jack the Ripper, until you come and put poor Jeffy to sleep. This made me lose the match. But while I was lying, beaten, that just made Willow mad. Stronger. Willow is angry, and I don't like Willow angry, which means that you will DESPISE every single part of him and what he will do to you through me. As for my past mistakes, I now have a savior of my own, in Willow. He helps me, and convinces me that I am better than the world. Rest assured, with Willow in my corner on Friday, being as mighty and as sadistic and vicious as he is, you don't stand a chance. Willow never forgives and never forgets, which means that JEFF HARDY never forgives or forgets! I understand you Punk. I know a fair amount about you, but you know nothing about me! That's the unpredictable nature of Jeff Hardy. This facepaint? Symbolised my unique life... My life with Willow. Punk, sleep with one eye open, because... *Leans in and whispers* Willow is coming! *Sadistic laughter* If I were you, I'd run. Run as far as you can and NEVER look back! Dolph, you have Pavel Raven, and Punk, you have Jack the Ripper. Both fair, yet JEFFY the Ripper has immortality in his corner! I have an entity, so destructive, so fierce, so intimidating, it is almost a blessing not to see him coming! But don't step too close. You wouldn't want to be... Hurt would you? *Manic laughter*. When you step into that ring with Jeff Hardy, you step into a world unknown by anyone! Not even me most of the time! And Punk, be careful what you wish for, because on Friday, Willow will be watching and then, when all is said and done, the scraps will be picked up and devoured! And Dolph, get in the way, and so help me, I'll lay down an annihilation so destructive, so torturing, that Death will be the easy way out! *Laughs like Willow manicly*
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